Funky Facebook Statuses

Yes! I love Facebook! And I love having a funky status. And I don't know how many times google has been my faithful friend on that area.
So here are a few examples.
This is a short, informative blog-post.
Ta-dah!

1. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
2. When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
3. Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
4. Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
5. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
6. Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
7. Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

8. Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
9. Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
10. You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
11. Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
12. I think my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
13. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
14. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
15. A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?

And there it was again, the horrid feeling

Yes, I am sure there is someone who understands what I'm talking about.
I am exhausted, depressed and sick.
Lately I have been working a lot, and I have been getting more and more depressed. Although I don't look like I am depressed, I still am. I have learned how to conceal it from the world. I don't like being looked at like I am weak.
The feeling you get when you don't manage to do something, that is one of the feelings I have. I feel like I cant do anything, and that I suck at everything. I hate myself, I hate the way I look, I hate that I cant do anything without fucking it up.
I have never been happy with myself, and I have never complimented myself. I am not worth it.
I have complexes about everything. I hate my face, my breast, my thighs, my belly, my feet, my fingers, my arms, my toes, my hair, my my weight etc... The only thing I am happy with are my eyes! But still, it does not help to have beautiful eyes, when the rest of me is ugly as hell...

I am in a viscous circle. Like if I am unhappy, then I tend to eat, when I eat, I gain weight, when I gain weight, I get fat, when I'm fat, I get unhappy, and then I eat...etc
I think I am in more than just one viscous circle. I have one for my weight, one for my mind, one for my clothes etc.

I am not suicidal, but I do hate myself. I am quite extreme... I like cutting my arms, cause it makes the pain I have elsewhere, go away. But right now, I cant do that, cause I have work, and then its easy to see, and then I´ll get questions about it. And I think children should not be exposed to my psychological problems. So now I am like a bubble, ready to explode, and who knows what will happen when it finally does. I wont even think about it.
What would you do if I fell in front of a bus?

You may say I am a cutter, but I cant help it. I am not saying I like doing it, I say its a necessity. Its my way of handling stuff. Along with music, but sometimes cant music do it for me.
I know my friends hate that I do it, and trust me, I'm trying not to do it. But its so hard when it has been my solution to everything, and then its not allowed more.

Would you come to my funeral? Would you miss me?

And I am sick... I have been sick for quite a while now, and I am fed up with running nose, coughing, sneezing, tired etc..